Sister Jane has a little book

Full of autographs of useless people

Seems a waste in the time she took

And it gets me mad which makes us equal

*Ooh, hundreds of people left out in the cold

Wearing the shoes that were silver and gold

Useless information

Tons of useless information

Seems to fill my head

With nowhere else to go

(Isn't it amazing)



Mrs. Pain at the dairy game

With the news about her operation

Will the... ever make the rain

Wash away such useless information



(*repeat)



Isn't it amazing

Now you can see why conversation is dying

And time is passing you by



Turn your ears to the weatherman

Saying it be colder in December

Get your boots and your....

It's been the same for years

So I remember



(*repeat)



(*repeat)



Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information

(repeat and fade