Valley Girl

Frank Zappa



Valley Girl

She's a Valley Girl

Valley Girl

She's a Valley Girl

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley Girl

In a clothing store

Okay, fine...

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley Girl

In a clothing store



Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)

Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)

Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)

There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)

And like all these like really great shoe stores

I love going into like clothing stores and stuff

I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff

It s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like

Super-super nice

It's like so BITCHEN



On Ventura, there she goes

She just bought some bitchen clothes

Tosses her head 'n flips her hair

She got a whole bunch of nothin in there



Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?

I go, oh RIGHT .

Could you like just picture me in like a

LEATHER TEDDY

Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...

I'm sure! NO WAY!

He was like freaklng me out...

He called me a BEASTIE...

That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED

He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!

I'm sure!



Valley Girl

She's a Valley Girl

Valley Girl

She's a Valley Girl

Okay, fine...

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley Girl

So sweet 'n pure

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley Girl

So sweet 'n pure

It's really sad (Valley Girl)

Like my English teacher

He's like (Valley Girl)

He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)

We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)

I am SO SURE

He's like so GROSS



He like sits there and like plays with all his rings

And he like flirts with all the guys in the class

It's like totally disgusting

I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT...

Gag me with a spoon!



Last idea to cross her mind

Had something to do with where to find

A pair of jeans to fit her butt

And where to get her toenails cut



So like I go into this like salon place, y'know

And I wanted like to get my toenails done

And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails

Are like so GRODY

It was like really embarassing

She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS

I'm like sure...

She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this,

y'know...

I was like really embarassed.. .



Valley Girl

She's a Valley Girl

Valley Girl

She's a Valley Girl

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley Girl

And there is no cure

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley Girl

And there is no cure



Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)

She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)

CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)

I am sure

That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)

BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)

OH MY GOD (Valley Girl



Hi!

Uh-huh (Valley Girl)

My name?

My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)

Uh -huh

That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)

Uh -huh...

I know (Valley Girl)

It's like...

I do not talk funny...

I'm sure (Valley Girl)

Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)

I am a VAL, I know

But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so

it's okay (Valley Girl)

So like, I don't know

I'm like freaking out totally

Oh my God!



Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist

I'm getting my braces off, y'know

But I have to wear a retainer

That's going to be really like a total bummer

I'm freaking out

I'm SURE

Like those things that like stick in your mouth

They're so gross...

You like get saliva all over them

But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know

So you can see my smile

It'll be like really cool

Except my like my teeth are like too small

But NO BIGGIE...

It's so AWESOME

It's like TUBULAR, y'know

Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything

It's just like

I don't know

You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff

Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know

Like my mother like makes me do the dishes

It's like so GROSS. . .

Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates

And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know

It's like GRODY...

GRODY TO THE MAX

I'm sure

It's like really nauseating

Like BARF OUT

GAG ME WITH A SPOON

GROSS

I am SURE

TOTALLY...