My sprained ankle is sore from walking on it all day

Trying to walk off the valium that I had to take

Cuz I'm a hundred pound mess, and I guess that I should leave you alone

I walk into the place that gave me horrible gas

They said you moved to new york to teach a cooking class

But I know that's just a cover up, cuz I still follow you home



Well I'm beginning to feel just like another spinning wheel

And my shield is finally growing thin

And I guess I should find another favorite place to dine

Or I'm gonna have to see you again

Don't leave the light on for me

You'll just be wasting sleep tonight



It took me 6 whole years to work off all of the weight

That I had up on my shoulders trying to be so great

Now I feel so insecure and I'm not so really sure that I should

So here's the 100 thousand dollars and the 70 cents

That should buy back all the love and all the time that you spent

Trying to make this all work, you know I feel like a jerk but it's good