Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird

He was sucked to deaf

The vampire bird killed him at last



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Vampire bat

Vampire bat

Vampire bat

Vampire bat

Vampire bat



The lake of fire tore his ass up

He was burning to the crisp

He was cast into the lake of burning flame



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After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me,

He started stabbing me in my ass

Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too

They sucked the blood out of me, killing me



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Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.

Folgers: it's good to the last drop