Well we all need shelter somewhere inside

A little misdemeanour perhaps, well alright

Vanity, vanity, vanity



There's not a lot you can do, this is a small town UK

But a face in the mirror looks better that way

Vanity, vanity, vanity

Life can be so gray or do you like it that tame?

Magical, sinful, surgical oh! Happy days

Vanity, vanity, vanity



I heard it said conceit's a disease

Godstars, movie stars, it's all vanity



Vanity, vanity, vanity

Ah, ah! ah! I'm over the worst, I'm sure maybe!



Vanity, vanity, vanity

Oh! I see you've changed your hair again