I think fur is a crime, I protest all the time

you should see all my bumper stickers

That Firestorm song sure gets me singing along

My righteousness never flickers

I think P.E.T.A. is swell and vivisectionists go to hell

I live to fight the man

And if there is ever a cause with no dietary laws

I'll be the first to take a stand



The animals, I see their pain with ease

But don't expect me to give up pizza with cheese

The animals, I see their pain with ease

But don't expect me to eat a pizza without cheese



I know I could be the best vegan the world's seen

It's such a shame my doctor says I can't because I need the protein

What's right or what's wrong is not a tough decision

But animal torture is a part of my new religion

Hey, you know that I am down with what it's about

Did I happen to mention I need the strength to work out?

Because I am building up muscle, I'm a growing boy

Such a cruel twist of fate, I'm allergic to soy



Excuses, excuses, are not for me!

I've wised up, but these leather shoes were free

These shoes were free