In leather shoes

I get the blues

So I walk the streets

In my plastic feet

And my blue velvet trousers make me feel pink

There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers

In my paisley shirt I look a jerk

And my tourquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight

But oh, woah, my haircut looks so bad

Vegetable man, where are you?



So I change my ?hair?

And I buy my jeans

And I cover them up with a lettuce cup

My ______ socks with water and epoxy

Don't take _____ about my old socks

We'll wash my watch with a plant base, outta date, in a little hole there

all alone

It's what I got

It's what I wear

It's what you see

It must be me

It's what I am

Vegetable man



Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha

Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-oh



I've been looking all over the place for a place for me

But it ain't anywhere

It just ain't anywhere



Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable, vegetable man

Vegetable man



He's the kind of fellow you've just got to see if you can

Vegetable man