VEGETABLE



Tell me what to do, tell me what to say

Tell me what to think or if I may

And I'll obey, for I'm the perfect citizen

I'm a nonprotesting, status-quoting

True to the mold conformist



I'm a vegetable, pure vegetable I love conformity

Happy vegetable, loyal vegetable

Pride of the powers that be



Tell me what to do, tell me what to read

Tell me when to breathe and I will heed

For my creed amounts to simply this, you see

If it's fun, it's a sin; if it's free, it's a crime

If it's true, it's seditious; and that's why



Test me as you please, I shall never quail

Tell me I'm a dog and I'll wag my tail

For to fail would be most indefensible

For original thought must be thoroughly banned

So as not to disturb my head in the sand

It's slumbering, cucumbering, vegetable as it can be

Umbilical, imbecilicle, garden of serenity



Tell me what is right, tell me what is wrong

Tell me what to join and I'll belong

For my song should prove to you conclusively

How happy you'll be when you're mind has gone numb

You'll wake up one morning and find you've become



A vegetable, pure vegetable, you'll love conformity (like me)

A happy vegetable, loyal vegetable, pride of the powers that be



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@political @humor @plant

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