Oh the veins of her Majesty the Queen

They're so regal and serene

How I7d love to say I'd been

Down the veins of her Majesty the Queen

Tunnel down their beauteous sheen

And tell everyone I'd been

O the Queen and her cellar full of dogs

Wonder has she any frogs

Does she ever chop up logs?

Woah oh no-no I don't suppose she does

It would all be too much fuss

Anyway she'd have a



Private detective with her

Private detective with her



Just making sure no one ever had a go

At her Majesty the Queen

Someone no one really knows

You might think you know your friends

Even when they're on a screen

But nobody pretends

That they really know the Queen

I'd love to say I'd been

Somewhere deep inside the veins

Of Her Majesty the Queen

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