Larger than life, sharper than a knife,

Ever ready for the time,

Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,

And make you feel fine,

Reach for me, I'm ready and how

I'm really starting to buzz,

Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,

I can do it like nothing else does,



You're never alone when I'm around

You can always rely on me,

I'm a friend, my love won't bend,

And that I can guarantee,

Straight and true and all for you,

I'm so eager to please,

Stick with me and I'll keep you free,

From any nasty disease,

'Cos I'm a Vibrator,

Greased and ready to start,

Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart



Check my heart before you start,

I don't wanna blow no fuse,

New battery, is that for me?

That's something I could really use,

Power surge I get the urge,

To do my legendary thing,

The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,

I know your bells are starting to ring,

'Cos I'm a Vibrator,

Greased and ready to start,

Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart



Vibrator! Vibrator!

Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?

Now see we get along real fine,

I knew I was the boy for you,

When you came for the second time,

Clean me up, put me away,

You know you need the rest,

I'll be here when next you need me,

I've never ever failed the test,

'Cos I'm a Vibrator,

Greased and ready to start,

Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

I'm a Vibrator,

Greased and ready to start,

I'm a Vibrator,

And I'll never ever break your heart