I'd like to have an adventure,



to seek my fortune and fame,

but I think I might get homesick,

so I'll just play my video game.





I'd like to be in the circus,

with lions and tigers to tame,



but it seems like too much work,



so I'll just play my video game.





I love to be a movie star,

so people would know my name,



but it must take a long time,

so I'll just play my video game.

Play my video game.





I'm getting older now,

and I haven't found fortune and fame.

I never worked in the circus

and nobody knows my name.





I really can't say for certain

who is or isn't to blame.

Excuse me, but I have to go

and play my video game.

Play my video game...