This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny

No one's making joyful sounds

Cranberry sauce ain't staying down

The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall

Everybody's meeting Vincent

The Christmas Virus



Vincent the Christmas Virus

He's the one that'll keep you up all night

He's the festive parasite

Vincent the Christmas Virus

He's the gift that keeps on giving all night long



Vincent the Christmas Virus ain't killed by penicillin

Doesn't notice Aspirin

Don't matter if you're fit and trim

But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol

So get real drunk on Christmas Day

Let's all toast to Vincent (Yay!)



*Fiddle solo*



*Guitar solo*



Vincent the Christmas Virus

*More fiddle solo*

Vincent the Christmas Virus

*More guitar solo*

Vincent the Christmas Virus

*More fiddle solo*

Vincent the Christmas Virus

*Fiddle and guitar solos*