it won't help to tune away

every station's bound to play

the radio's been wasted



when you go to sleep at night

I'll be there to do you right

this song will make you dull



I'm a virus upon man

forget me if you can

I'll crawl inside your head

when you're sound asleep in bed

I'm a virus upon man

forget me if you can

I'll make you sing along

to this unavailing song



it's a radiation thing

and television's king

this tune won't let you rest



just close your eyes and hum

ignore that you look dumb

a theme that won't let go



retain your sanity

escape this melody

when inside your head

won't let go until you're…