Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man

Keep it down for goodness sake

It's way too early in the morning

Can't you please use your wooden rake?

You choose to ignore I

Even though me hungover

That's not being nice

So tonight, your head will be covered in lice

Voodoo spell on you

Voodoo Voodoo

You shouldn't have given that dirty stare

Voodoo Voodoo

Too late for sorry, go cut off your hair

Hey there old, old woman

Shopping for food at the store

Why'd you run your cart into I

And knock me eggs on the floor

Then took the last unbruised cantelope

And laughed so loud with glee

But you won't be laughing

'Cuz from now on it'll burn when you pee

Voodoo spell on you

Voodoo Voodoo

You couldn't have made I any madder

Voodoo Voodoo

That's why I put a curse on your bladder

Boodaloo Boodalay

Boodalee Boodalie

Are the words that he say

When you fuck with I

Voodoo

Hey there Mr. State Trooper

Me was only going 58

Please don't you write up that ticket

It'll ruin me insurance rate

You say you have a quota to meet

So straight to hell with I

Me have only one response

Boodalee Boodalie

Voodoo spell on you

Voodoo Voodoo

You cost I 80 dollars cash

Voodoo Voodoo

Me hope you like your new skin rash