Now Im the kind of guy who likes to stay au fait



But theres too much going on and not enough hours in the day



The house is overloaded with gadgets standing idle



Each with an instruction book bigger than the Bible



Wait a minute!



This modern world is way too fast



I dont wanna get off



Im just not sure Im gonna last







Software, hard drives, modem, DVD



Floppy discs and megabyte, new technology



Pass the pen and paper and Ill make up a list



of all the things I didnt know I needed to exist



Wait a minute!



I dont think Im slowing down



But this world aint going my way



Wheres the exit to be found



on this Information Superhighway







I phone up for advice the computer take my call



One hour later Im no wiser Im just climbing up the wall



Information overload will make me blow my fuse



To access me its www dot confused



Wait a minute! .







They say a computer to have human brainpower



would be the size of Dallas and a 60 storey tower



Well my mind finds that kind of fact pretty heady



That box on my desk takes too much space already







The other night on tv I saw this dot com CEO



While losses mounted up his shares just grow and grow



He said "Weve built a software driven media global powerhouse"



I dont know where he lives we dont talk like that in our house



Wait a minute! ..