She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie

Always on the ball, she's always on strike

Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky



Paid my fare don't wanna complain

You get to me you're always outta champagne

Treat me like a bum 'cause I don't wear no tie

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky



And the sign says thank you very much for not smokin'

My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smokin'"

Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass

Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class



Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear

A real union flight attendant, my oh my

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky