Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day

Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj

Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys

Then he comes home and he's liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids

Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb to see

He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.

Wake up, wake up Stanley

Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he's a real party guy

He'd even buy a bottle for me or you if we'd hang out with him tonight

It's 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again

Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends

Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb tosee

He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.

He's got a fake I.D.