Got this bug-eyed girl, cold hand on my knee..

Frozen teeth, chitter-chatter

Dressed up like a Cemetary, Like a Cemetary..

Snow Bound all winter, blue lips on my cheek..

Little tongues prowling round

And talking 'bout them hometown hicks

them hometown hicks..



Wake up Wendy! Smell the coffee

Help me into your cuddlesome kitchen..

Gimme a cup, of that ol' black magic

I wanna get me some of that ol' home cooking..

Can you feel it? Still is it freezing?

Wake up Wendy! Moods are changing

I've got a reason, you've got a feeling

Wake up Wendy, Love's in Season.



Feels like a Steam Clean, when she washes me..

Valves a-busting, pumps a-hissing

Just Peel me off the Ceiling, off the Ceiling..

Chill out, bug-eyed girl, zap me into cinders..

Up the thermal Mumbo-Jumbo

Melt me with your little love-fingers

your little love-fingers..



Wake up Wendy! Smell the coffee

Help me into your cuddlesome kitchen..

Gimme a cup, of that ol' black magic

I wanna get me some of that ol' home cooking..

Can you feel it? Still is it freezing?

Wake up Wendy! Moods are changing

I've got a reason, you've got a feeling

Wake up Wendy, Love's in Season.