I don't deserve credit for writing this song; it was channeled

to me by an entity who claims to have been Chopin's hairdresser.

-RR)



I'm doing my affirmations

I'm chanting my mantra each day and night

I'm doing some visualization

Seeing my aura just glowing with light

And I'm breathing real deep, sitting perfectly still

Clearing my mind as I focus my will

While listening to music from Windham Hill

'Cause I want to be enlightened



Each morning I do meditation

I become one with the whole universe

I experience self-actualization

I'm seeing a Rolfer and getting rebirthed

And I've given up sugar, red meat and caffeine

Wear crystals to keep all my energies clean

And of course I subscribe to New Age Magazine

'Cause I want to be enlightened



Each Monday I go to a channeler

To get some advice from the other side

On Tuesdays I get a holistic massage

And on Wednesdays I meet with my spiritual guide



I'm studying reincarnation

Finding out who I have been in the past

I'm practicing manifestation

In hopes that I might make some money at last

And I throw the I Ching at least once a day

Burn incense to keep evil spirits away

And I'm planning a trip down to old Santa Fe

'Cause I want to be enlightened



Each Thursday I go to a workshop

On opening up the unconscious mind

On Fridays I see my astrologer

And on weekends I go get my chakras aligned



I'm giving myself validation

I acknowledge myself just for being who I am

By giving up all expectation

I surrender myself to the great cosmic plan

And I'm giving myself permission to win

Learning to nurture my child within

As I read for the seventh time Out On A Limb

'Cause I want to be enlightened

Don't you want to be enlightened?

Yes we all want to be enlightened