I gotta get off this planet



Tatooine is such a hell hole

Why the hell do I even bother?

I ain't got no future here

I probably spend the rest of my life here

Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople

Or repairing droids for pocket change

Fending off the sand-people...

poor sand-people...

Look what they've been reduced to...

i bet with a little education and a homeworld

they could make something out their lives

but nothing will ever get better

here in grimy cuthole of space



i should join The Empire

i know there evil an all

but they're a good kinda evil

the uniforms are way cool

and they get to travel and most of us dont

And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time

their like...intergalactic rockstars

stormtroopers get laid men, but not me

if i want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to mos eisley

50 cents for a wookie prostitute

50 seconds pleasure

and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless

my life is pointless

i gotta get ya of this planet