May your dad rest well down in hell tonight

I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog

When we went golfing

In San Clemente

With Richard Nixon



But I was bored

So I prayed to the Lord

Ha, give me a war

'Cause I'm so bored

And I want more

In a real fucking war



Well I'm bored with Iran and I'm bored with Iraq

Egypt and Israel and Yassir Arafat

The Falklands was cool but it was too damn short

I want a real war 'cause I built a bitchin' fort



May your sister rest well in her bed tonight

I never liked her much, but she made me feel good last Christmas

In your mom's station wagon

Behind 7-11

She was just fourteen



But I was bored

So I prayed to the Lord

Ha, give me a war

'Cause I'm so bored

And I want more

In a real fucking war



Well I'm bored with the Contras and Colonel Quadhafi

The Ayatollah's dead, but he made really great coffee

With my rifle in my arms I feel really swell

I wanna join the army and kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill



May your uncle rest well in his cell tonight

I never liked him much but he took me down to Tijuana

We drank tequila

And watched your mom dance

At the Bambi club



But I was bored

So I prayed to the Lord

Ha, give me a war

'Cause I'm so bored

And I want more

In a real fucking war