this just in, where to begin

grin and bear it, it's bare and grim

adoration, titillation i'm the victim now

because she's figured me out



she lights my candle she has a handle

on me it's going well but i'm scared as

hell that she'll figure me out



she thinks its sacred to be naked but i

don't care she's had me there you see

she's figured me out and i want to

shout at the top of my lungs now but

oh my god if she hears me she'll come

running in these are my hands these

are my faults these are my plans and

these are my nasty little thoughts i

wrote em down for you to

contemplate at a later date



well the word is out, what's it all about

doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt

in moderation this sensation would be

fabulous but she's figured me out she's

in my shower, for an hour she's just

washin' n wonderin' and trying to

figure me out



well, you're out there, just stay out there i won't hear you but be careful man hey careful

man i care and i'm sleeping now you'll be creeping 'round just when i was on to something

else that's when she figures me out