She comes along with an armload of baggage

And no place to stay for the night

He gets in with a better decision

He knows that he can't treat her right



So drop me off in an alley in Heaven

That' where, oh, that I'll do my best

So drop me off on a corner in Heaven

All alone in a bulletproof vest

Oh why?



'Cause I'm a waste of a man

Lord, I am a waste of a man

Well I gave back all I can

I'm still a waste of a man

So waste now all night, oh yeah



She gets down in the deepest depression

At least she stays out of the rain

She keeps smiling, oh, he'll never notice

And she, she just likes to complain



So drop me off in an alley in Heaven

That's where it's not as high as the rest

So drop me off on a corner in Heaven

With a cross and a bulletproof vest

Oh why?



'Cause I'm a waste of a man

Lord, I am a waste of man

Well I gave back all I can

I'm still a waste of a man

So waste now all night, oh

Night, oh yeah

Oh yeah



'Cause I'm a waste of man

Lord, I am a waste of man

Well I gave back all I can

I'm still a waste of a man

So waste now all night, oh

Night, oh

Night, oh

So waste now all night, oh yeah