Take off your shoes, hang up your wings

Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug

Savour the things that sobriety brings

Drainin' the last from a jug



But when I hit the bottle there's no tellin' what I'll do

'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue

I can't resist you, I can't wait

To twist your lovin' arms 'til you capitulate



Beat me in the kitchen and I'll beat you in the hall

There's nothin' I love better than a free-for-all

To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends

But when it is all over we will still be friends



Chorus:

Wave a white flag, put away the pistol

Too many people just can't get kissed

But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby

Hope you don't murder me



Oh, was it all right or was it OK?

I'll make it all up to you someday

Oh but you didn't have to laught that way

Oh no you didn't have to laught that way



-chorus-



Gee baby, hope you don't murder me