Backstage behind the curtain there's an

There's an armchair with a secret engine and you

You climb in and get naked watching Star Blazers



Wish you had their amenities

To fend off your enemies

In one big blast from your wave motion gun



And so you reach down to that secret panel and there's a

There's a whole raft of little buttons and you

You pick one and hope it takes you to Mars



Soon there'll be no pain again

You'll feel like yourself again

When you shoot all your heroin

In one big blast from your wave motion gun



And so downstairs behind the oven there's a

There's a dark hole where, where the gas comes in

You know you should, you should climb in

It'll get you there so much faster



Soon there'll be no pain again

You'll feel like yourself again

When you shoot all your heroin

In one big blast from

In one big shot from

In one big blast from

In one big shot

From your wave motion gun

Wave motion gun

Wave motion gun

Wave motion gun

Wave motion gun

Wave motion gun