[Too $hort]

Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real

It's the T Double, some call me $hort

I'm in the house once again from the East to the North

You know the west is the best coast

We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes

Living life way too fast

Start snitching and you might not last

It used to be about old pimps and macks

But now we got the young bucks trying to jack

It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked

Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff

Everybody wants to be the man

And when you are, you go straight to the pen

Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends

I know you know what I mean

Making big money, living stoned to the bone

Oakland, California is where we roam

Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere

Bumping fly young tenders with the real big hair

Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks

Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat

We hit the motel, the head was swell

Baby had back like a big ol' whale

She told all her friends I did her, too

She got dogged like Scooby Doo

Cause in the land of macks we don't play that

You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped

And you ask me just how I feel

Short Dog's living way too real



I'm living way too real, bitch

Short Dog in the house

Can't help but live real, you know what I mean?

Tell you some shit, though



Been in the game for about 10 years or more

Talking about shit you never did before

You know my macking is cracking, all of the time

24-7 spitting playboy rhymes

I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake

You slang D, well I'm a slang a gang of tapes

Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool

Bending corners in the old school

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