Wayne Gretzky, the only man Id have sex with

Wayne Gretzky, Id be intimate with

Wayne Gretzky, I think hes kind of sexy

Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked



Oh I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the great one

Oh I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the leagues leading scorer



Wayne gretzky, I know he's a married man

But maybe, hed be attracted to me

Darren Pfeiffer, stupid American boy

Wayne gretzky, very handsome canadian man



Oh I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the great one

Oh I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the leagues leading scorer



(yeah, I wonder what it would be like. ah, it'll never happen.

It's a pipe dream. Wait a minute, i'm not even gay, i'm married,

whatever...)



Wayne gretzky, I love you wayne gretzky yeah