Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)

Steve Vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Roy Estrada (vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano)

Ike Willis (vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

Craig Steward (harmonica)

Dick Fegy (mandolin)

Marty Krystall (saxophone)



You-you-you-ooo

Look like a dor-r-r-k

You act like a dork

Most of the time, also



You're a dor-r-r-r-k

You are a double-dork butt rash

You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!

Nobody wants to...



You are boring...you have nothing to say

You eat cheese -- you eat cheese and other things

You can can wrap up an' take with you

From the table

With Luigi