welcome back victoria

since you've gone you know that no-one's really missed you

welcome back victoria

and now your friends watch over everything

that we-ee do



welcome back victoria

so the pendulum swings back

welcome back victoria

you went away, OK

we got a little slack



and once again you'll cover up

what you don't understand

don't close your eyes

you can't hide behind your hands



welcome back victoria

we'll be no threat when we're deaf, dumb and blind

welcome back victoria

clean books, clean screens, clean words,

dirty minds



i am a child of the sixties

and for that i must pay

you wag your finger all you like

i'll tell you something, it's my children

they'll have no choice but to say



welcome back victoria

i trust your piano legs are covered up again

welcome back victoria

double standards are you forte, now as then



welcome back victoria

we'll tip our tophats to those who walk the streets, and you know what i mean, now

welcome back victoria

on commercial street be careful who you meet, but you're alright, jack

welcome back, welcome back, yeah

welcome back, welcome back, eehee hee