Sitting in my boxers

Eating apple jacks, beating of to porno

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my wooorld

Wacking it to late night cinemax

Welcome to my world

Jgermeister and captain crunch

Nicotine and the brady bunch

Building a boat outta pudding cups

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my woooorld

Non-stop no girl action without you



This old shirt is starting to stink

I dont give damn what people think

I can take a leak in the kitchen sink

Welcome to my world

No you needn't shed a tear

Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer

And I've got Mr. Belvedere

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my woooooorld

Non-stop no girl action without you, oh yeah



Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight

Can stand another, episode of cheers tonight

I hate that Woody, I hate Diane

Frasier and Norman, that dumbass mailman...