Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?

Well did you evah? What a swell party this is!

Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?

Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!

What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery!

Have you heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?

Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!

Missus Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,

Well, did you evah? What a swell part this is!

What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how!

What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?