It starts off in a dangly position where it seems to be bored,

Then once in action, it starts to go stiff as it goes into a small, dark hole.

And goes up and down, and can cause bleeding if not done enough,

It rubs and rubs whilst going to and fro in the small dark hole.



Chorus

I love my life, goin to and fro in the small dark hole

how i love it, i'm exhausted after.

It usually occurs to me about twice a day,

But sometimes more if they're feelin ready 2 goOoOoO!



What do you think i am???? la de da la de da?

O I am the greatest toothbrush in the world,

what were you thinking you PERVERT????