Love is beautiful, love is swell

Love is as sweet as a nut

Love is grander than tongue can tell

Love is remarkable, but



Look at what it did to Antony

It made a fool out of Antony

If love could do that to Antony

What chance have I with love?



Look at what it did to Romeo

It dealt poor Romey an awful blow

If love could do that to Romeo

What chance have I with love?



Look at what it did to Samson

'Til he lost his hair he was brave

If a haircut could weaken Samson

They could murder me with a shave



Look at what it did to Bonaparte

He lost his head when he lost his heart

If he kicked over the apple cart

What chance have I

An ordinary guy

What chance have I with love?