What do I care for a dame?

What do I care for a dame?

Every old dame is the same,

Every hooky dame is the same.

I got a future, a rosy future,

You can be sure I'll be tough

I'm independent, I'm no dependent

And I'll own a nightclub that's tops.

I'll be in with the cops.

What do I care for the skirts?

What do I care for the skirts

I'll make a face till it hurts.

Let them put up till it hurts,

I'm going to own a night club,

It's gonna be the right club,

It'll be swell gentry, It's elementary,

I'll wear a top hat and cane.

There ain't Joey, there ain't Joey,

There ain''t Joey, I can see it plain..

(Orchestra plays the song Bewitched , Bothered, Bewildered)