I call you every hour on the telephone

I work my fingers right down to the bone

I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone

Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine

Bought a mile of interstate in your name



I've given you everything

Baby, what do you want from me!



I burned all my porno...'cause you were PMS'n

You say it offends you...all that talking it never ends

Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends

So you can go to the opera.

Dumped all my girlfriends...even the dirty ones

You think they annoy you...they wanna destroy you

I'm givin' you everything

Baby, what do you want from me!



Got you a picture you can put in a frame

Wearing a suit all check and lame

I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name

Took you to Target for your birthday meal

Got you an autographed Buns Of Steel

So what a deal!

I'm givin' you everything

Baby, what do you want from me!



I burned all my porno...'cause you were PMS'n

You say it offends you...all that talking it never ends

Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends

So you can go to the opera

Dumped all my girlfriends...even the dirty ones

You say they annoy you...they wanna destroy you

I'm givin' you everything

Baby, what do you want from me!



I give you everything

Zirconium diamond rings

I gotcha LoJack for your Pontiac

And some decals on your finger nails

And a Bass Master, a Singing Trout

And a TV and a CD

And a DVD from QVC

And baby, what ya think of me!



Burned all my porno

You say it offends you

Disconnected my X-Box

Baby, what do you want from me!

What do you want from me!

What do