Merlin, Joan of Ark, Joe D'maggio

don't know where'd that horse and carriage go?

In the castle I'll build for you

on an island meant just for two

would it be best luck around

what if all that's lost was found

what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of



If I were some movie star

with some big expensive car

at some big first night premiere

with Ben Affleck and Richard Gere

would you give me just one look

if I wrote some obscure book

would you give me just one chance

in some other circumstance



Someone like me, deserves someone like you

lalalalalalalala



Merlin, Joan of Ark, Joe D'maggio

don't know where'd that horse and carriage go?

In the castle I'll build for you

on an island meant just for two

would it be just stuck around

what if all that's lost was found

what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of



If I was the great Houdini

granting wishes like a geni

If I were some big tough guy

who went to Mars and made you cry

told you lies cause they say

nice guys will lose anyway

In some other circumstance

would you give me just one chance?



Someone like me, deserves someone like you

lalalalalalalala



Merlin, Joan of Ark, Joe D'maggio

don't know where that horse and carriage go?

Or the castle I'll build for you

on an island meant just for two

would it be just stuck around

what if all that's lost was found

what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of



What if I (What if I was the only one)

what if I was the only one

If I were a super hero

a good fella like De'niro

if I could face all my fears

and dated girls like