feat. Slick Rick

[Slick Rick talking with 'kids']

Kid 1 - I'm tired

Kid 2 - Me too

Kid 1 - Uncle Ricky

SR - Hmmm?

Kid 1 - Could you tell us a bedtime story, like you used to?

SR - Look, don't y'all think y'all too old for that now?

Kids - No

SR - Listen, I got an adult question for y'all since y'all

like...11 now. Y'all ever get horny?

Kid 1 - Uncle Ricky!

SR - Now I don't mean to sound perverted, but do you ever

have like sexual urges?

Kids - No!

SR - No? Well you will, so sit your behind down and listen to

Uncle Ricky...and De La...tell y'all a grown up story

Kids - Okay



[Dove]

I remember when Mama spoke of the birds and

The east side kept me off the curb and

Betsy Ross was sufferin from the scaredy cat

Till my man Ricky brought the remedy for that



[Slick Rick]

I massage your mane, coat

Then part your leg's rope

And stroke so hard you'll start to smell smoke



[Posdnuos]

Ain't gotta drug problem but a love problem

But then again that may be one in the same

I claim possession

Pull the girl among the eighth like Charlie Heston

Ride off on the horse and show no remorse



[Slick Rick]

She look niiice

Honey oriental, brown eyes

Want friiiies?

Chicken, vegetable, fried rice

And I'm tryin to [get] you to go

Fast subtraction, grab some

'Oh don't stop nasty black man'



[Dove]

Man that action had me coughin up cars, keys, and cash

Just to sniff a fat rabbit I would give my very last



[Chorus (Slick Rick)]

(When nature calls)

You know them boys will come runnin

(When nature calls)

You know them girls don't mind comin

(When nature call