(Al Yankovic)

It took a lifetime but I finally found

The perfect waffle recipe

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town

One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak

Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean

People come from miles around just to study my technique

I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen

I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)...yeah

Waffle King (Waffle King)

That's what they call me

Waffle King (Waffle King)

Hey, I'm the Waffle King

Everywhere I go now the people cheer

I never have to wait in line

People say,