Whatareya?

You're a yob or you're a wanker -

Take your fucking choice;

So who is your favorite genius:

James Hird or James Joyce?



You ever seen a live performance?

Join the wanker club.

You thought I meant table top dancing?

You're a yobbo, bub.



What are ya? Yob or wanker?



Wankers once used mobile phones,

But now that's sorta changing;

And yobs once lived in cottage homes

Ain't social change amazing?



If a yob and wanker want a girl,

The wanker guy will get her -

Both are equally ugly,

But the wanker hides it better.



A wanker fights inequality,

And for people's rights;

A wanker fights class prejudice.

A yobbo just fights.



Yob or wanker - wanker or yob -

Pass me the brush to tar ya;

Make your choice then live your life:

Come on, pal: what are ya