I took her out it was Mc Donald’s so romantic yes it was

We started eating fries but then we got sick

And we went to KFC

And that’s about the time we started vomiting



Nobody likes you when you eat at KFC

And people love it when diss this song

What the hell is your problem

My friends say I should join their cult

What’s my cult again?

What’s my cult again?



Then later on, on the drive home

I called my parents from a pay phone

I told them bout the cult

And they asked where they could join

Am I the only one who looks down on joining cults



And that’s about the time that they told me

Nobody likes it when I’m vomiting

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is their cult

May be I should join a cult

What’s the cult again

What’s the cult again



And that’s about the time they sent the application form

And that’s about the time I lied bout my age

And you still act like you’re in Freshman year

What the hell is wrong Catholics

My friends say I should meet the master

What’s my cult again?

What’s my cult again?



And that’s about the time they kicked me out

No one should forbid Catholicism

With many years to become a priest

Why would you join that cult

I never want to join that cult again

What’s my cult again?

What’s my cult again?



By the way - whoever made this song up is a wanker