Its a 3 day weekend

Im loading up my truck

Got tons of beer

Might shoot a deer

Blow the shit out of a duck

Stevers got a crossbow

Jamie a shotgun

Anything that fuckin moves

Ready aim fire (blam)!

Oh my God I cant believe

The antlers on that buck

It would take 40 men

To load him in my truck

Nice shot

Nice shot

Yee haw!!!!!!!

Got that sucker right between the eyes

Lets get a cold one don

Love seats made from hides

Stock your smoke house full of meat

Pink and blue and yellow keychains

Made from rabbits feet

Trade your jerky to the indians

Enjoy a coon skin hat

Whip up some homemade crisco

With the extra fat

(Im wishin)

A flock of geese would fly on by

(Im hopin) I can bag not 4 but 5

(reloadin)

Jesus fuckin christ

Thats the biggest moose Ive ever seen

Get my gun goddamnit get him, get him!

If I cant shoot them

Ill start a forest fire

Watch em run

Right at my gun

No need for oscar meyer

God damn! thats a fine lookin piece of meat young man

That ones for me

Are you ready?

Im ready for that one there

Trophies on your wall

Slap some new boots on your feet

The wallet in my pocket

Kinda smells like meat

A half a dozen quail

A hearty rack of lamb

There must be 50 beavers

In that fuckin dam