Whats on the movies

Whats on the tube

Whats on a woman's mind

I don't have a clue

Whats with this cell phone

What the hell is wrong

With my car

I think I'll go in here

Check it out

And see whats on the bar



What is the game plan

Whats with this job

Whats the problem at home

Thats the problem by far

Whats a matter with me

Drinking friends let me

Tell you the truth

I've been close to love

But no cigar

So tell me whats on the bar



Do you have a little Jim Beam

Do you have a little green Jack

Do you have a little coke and ice

So I can knock it on back

And when I get back from the dance floor

My number one prior

Is whats a girl

And whats on the bar



Can you make a Margarita

Do you have a glass tall

Do you have a bad that knows

How to play an old

Jimmy Reeves song

Would you like to know the hot spots

The best places by far

Can't recommend whats on the menu

But I know whats on the bar



Whats on your mind

Whats in your heart

Well thats the difference in a

Happy kind of life

Or just falling apart

Do you wanna know the hot spots

I know 'em near and far

I don't know whats on the menu

But I know whats on the bar



Do you have a little Jim Beam

Do you have a little green Jack

Do you have a little coke and ice

So I can knock them both back

And when I get back from the dance floor

My number one prior

Is hello baby

And whats on the bar

Whats a girl

And whats on the bar