When I farted in my pants,

I thought i had everybody by my side,

But I went and blew it all sky high,

And now she wont even spare a passing glance

All just because i (farts) farted in my pants



(Singing)

When big jackie came down just to say hi to kati

kati turned into a clown

And no guy ever wants to dance

with a fool who went and (farts) farted in her pants



I no I shouldnt poop around I shouldnt squirt

But the smell is so much worse

But windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a fart burn

from the skids in your buns!!



Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget

Listen and u wont regret

Be true to urself dont miss your chance

and u wont end up like kati who ripped

farted in her pants

(farts) ewww nasty