Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got

Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot

Wouldn't you like to get a way?



All those nights when you've got no lights, the check is in the mail

And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail

And your third fiance didn't show....

....SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO



Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

You wanna be where you can see, all troubles are all the same

You wanna be where everybody knows your name...



Roll out of bed, mr. coffee's dead, the morning's looking bright

And your shrink ran off to europe, and didn't even write

And your husband wants to be a girl...

...BE GLAD THERE'S ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD



Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

You wanna go where people know, people are all the same

You wanna go where everybody knows your name



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