(Thompson/Foreman)



[Background vocals throughout the song : "Get all up !"]



Andy Pandy and Mr Pastry

Good golly Miss Molly

You sure look tasty

The wooden tops

And goldilocks

Sit with Bill and Ben

To watch Top of the Pops

Plugalugglopamop

Ho ho Auntie Jean



Your very first go on the big wheel

To spin the big wheel score a cheap thrill

The enter into the smug world

The drugged world what a quiet girl



Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle

Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to



The golden age of eighteen

If you go down to the pub tonight

You're sure of a big surprise

A straight glass pushed to the side of the boat

Through somebody else's lies

They are squeezing you teasing you they're egging you on

They're egging you on (x6)



Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man



Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle

Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle



Toommy Cooper till death us do part

And with his dying breath laughed

Then apple and carted

Ooh ! Man what's going on what's going on what's going on going on going on going on

Must be getting on getting on what's going on



Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle

Mmm mmm mmm then I learnt to whistle