(Michael Bethke)



This is a song about the White Hen Decapitator.

Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store.

And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head.

Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread.

White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head.

White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches.

White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the store.

White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store.

When the customers came in they couldn=B9t believe their eye=B9s

Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise.

A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead.

Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled.