They say coffee makes me nervous

They sy that alcohol spins me round

They say that I've got some questionable behavior

And I suspect, it's all written down.



Who are they?

And where do they get their information

Who are they?

And where do they get their know

Who are they?

Hey, why do they think they know



They say I should stop acting like a kid

They say " HEY, what's behind them shades?"

They say i'm always sittin an writin in a little book

They've noticed my car it don't have plates



They've showed up at my favorite place for lunch

They know where I like to go to be alone

Are they a network of experts who don't even have a name

And I still don't know who the hell they think they are