L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'

Over south Louisiana...feeling for alarm

When he looks down below, and what does he see?

Two cajuns pullin' a nigger on ski's!



So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!"

And them two cajuns just looked at each other

And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."

"He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"



O-wop-bop-bam-bam

Who likes a nigger?

o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS)

Who likes a nigger?

o-wop-bop-bam-bam

Who likes a nigger?

And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger



Rich man travelin' down thru the South

Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out

When he paid the doctor the charges due

He said "My nigger chauffer's got a bad tooth, too"



"Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler!

Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00

Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth

We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!"



Chorus



There ain't much difference 'tween a nigger and a donkey

'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey

Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree

There's not very much more that you can see.



But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck

While a nigger sits down and draws a gov't check

The nigger should be smarter, as a general rule

But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!



Chorus