When I first arrived, you were all such jerks!

But now I've come to looove, your quirks!

Maggie with her eyes so bright!

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright

Lisa can philosophize!

Bart's adept at spinning lies!

Homer's a delightful fella!

Sorry bout the salmonella!

Hehe, that's okay!

Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?

Now here's the tricky part

Oh won't you rhyme with meeee.....

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Their floors are sticky-mart!

They made Dad sicky-mart!

Let's hurl a bricky-mart!

The Kwik-E-Mart is real... Doh!

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart

Not meeee!

Forget the Kwik-E-Mart!

Goodbye to Kwik-Emart!

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Not me!