Act I



SCENE SEVEN

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?



Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,

JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .





JOE:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don't want no doctor

To stick no needle in me

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat

I got it from the toilet seat

It jumped right up

'N' grabbed my meat

Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it

Why does it

Why does it

Why does it hurt...

when...

I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?